DEAR MOM letter........

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by BUNNYMAN, Dec 11, 2007.

  1. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

    Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

    Your daughter, Judith

















    PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
     
  2. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    :scared: :lol:
     

  3. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    Now thats a funny one:lol: :laugh: :laugh: :lol:
     
  4. Cablegaurd21

    Cablegaurd21 Senior Member

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    I'm a dad and if my kid did that I think I would be More Ticked Off than if he just gave me his report card!:lol: Wish I would have thought of it when I was a kid!:lol:
     
  5. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. bill10418

    bill10418 Why be Normal

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    My daughter pulled something like that some time ago. :doh: She gets off restriction in another 15 years.:laugh:
     
  7. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    This will do for my company's newsletter for joke of the month........:peace: