Definitely Means

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  1. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    Definitely Means



    A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

    First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."

    The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."

    A second little boy says, "Trees are definitely green."

    "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

    Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"

    The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"

    "OK...then I DEFINITELY **** my pants!"
     
  2. tnts79

    tnts79 Senior Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     

  3. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    Now that's FUNNNNNNNNY!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. Huya

    Huya Senior Member

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    now thats definitely funny.
     
  5. Werd

    Werd Senior Member

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    :amen: .
     
  6. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    OH MY LORD...that's funny...:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: