Drinking with a Redneck Girl

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by BUNNYMAN, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.When the
    Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out
    his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
    glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

    The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
    glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
    pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that
    we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."












    The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
    one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and
    shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on
    the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so
    many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
    same ones twice."

    God Bless America
     
  2. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    :tape: :tape: :laugh: :laugh: now that's funny wrong but funny
     

  3. poorshot

    poorshot Senior Member

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    An oldie but a goodie