Dumb laws

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Cablegaurd21, Dec 7, 2007.

  1. Cablegaurd21

    Cablegaurd21 Senior Member

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    Here are some Illinios laws still on the books!
    1.You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

    2.You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

    3.The English language is not to be spoken<----)I think this is just a part of a law.)
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    There are some Penslyvania laws still on the books.

    1.It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.:crazy:

    2.It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.

    3.It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.:nono:

    4.Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

    5.A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

    6.You may not catch a fish with your hands.:noidea:

    7.You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

    8.Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
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    Now for New Jersey laws still on the books.

    1.Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so.

    2.It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.:doh:

    3.You cannot pump your own gas.

    4.It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

    5.Shooting ranges are outlawed.:dizzy:

    6.It is illegal to throw ashes on the sidewalk.

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    Now one more State...Kentucky it is!
    1.One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

    2.It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.:noidea:

    3.Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

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    Okay, One More.......Tennessee.

    1.You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

    2.It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

    3.Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature. (sorry Smokes)

    4.It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

    5.Skunks may not be carried into the state.

    6.Driving is not to be done while asleep.

    7.The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature.

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    Hope you enjoyed!

    Source for Dumb laws: http://www.dumblaws.com/index.php
     
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2007
  2. Werd

    Werd Senior Member

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    lol. I found this very funny. Deffiantly the part where its illegal to lasso fish lol
     

  3. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    I take it you have never lassoed a fish before???:noidea:
     
  4. compoundxx75

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    read some of the other states these things are hillarious. Alabama incest is legal.:tape: And dont flick your boogers into the wind.:frusty: :pound: Each state has its own weird laws.