Since 3D season is upon us I just thought I'd recompile the list and bring it back up to the top...:biggrin1: 1- Dropped bow arm 2- punched release 3- insect repellent makes me see double 4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high 5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot 6- Tree branch came out of nowhere 7- Jumped the string 8- Hit my coat sleeve 9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot 10- My arrows are cheep 11- I blinked 12- My bow sucks 13- sun got in my eyes 14- too windy 15- hit my hand climber 16- boot squeaked 17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds 18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist 19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder 20- strand broke in string 21- serving to loose 22- serving to tight 23-string streched 24-this group I'm shooting with bugs me 25-I have on the wrong glasses 26-I forget my glasses 27 I just plain out suck 28-if I had a sponser I could shoot better 29-I dont have time to pratice 30- I'm to stessed out at work 31-Just trying to scare that little one away 32-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up 33-release set to fast 34-release set to slow 35- this release sucks 36-gnat got in eye 37- bug on glasses 38-bug in ear 39- I gotta gat a hooded peep 40-four rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack 41-My cell phone rang 42-the arrow nock musta been cracked 43- the point was loose 44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different 45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me 46-should have bought the other brand of bow. 47- peep creeped, musta hooked it on sumpin' 48- ...you hear that? 49- I dropped my cigarette on my hand 50- I'm not used to shooting with a jacket on... 51-My bowstring musta streched 52-This is my brother's bow I just borrowed it while mines in the shop 53 Damb Bowman and his god damb pink bow any way.....that thing is distracting..... 54-what the heck was that explosion???? Oh it was just a bowte...... 55-The glare off that guys head was blinding me 56- oh you wanted me to kill that one???? 57- I am a lover not a killer.... 58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary?? 59- What???That is what I was aiming at... 60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle... 61- was that you? 62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light 63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again! 64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy. 65-contact lens in upside down? 66- opthigeal-optimacoma ( Eye doctor's optical ... word) as in, "I have temporary opthigeal - optimacoma." 67- range finder not working 68- range finder set for metrs not yards......... 69- still mad at the wife for nagging at me about shooting to much!!! 70- someone must have messed with my bow!!!! 71- I over-compensated the guy at the pro shop 72. Missed on purpose, felt bad for my shooting partner who already had 5 misses and used excuses number 4, 10, 22, 23, and 55. 73- I'm tired, wife feeling frisky last night 74- I'm tired, girlfriend feeling frisky last night 75- I'm stressed, wife found out about girlfriend 76- I'm overjoyed, found wife and girlfriend in bed together 77- the heater is blowwing my arrows to the left / right.. 78- I always pull to the left when I anticipate the shot - hit X when surprised 79-had a tooth pulled change anchor point 80-checking out the chick at the pool 81-snake fell out of tree. 82- my peep turned 83- target was in a dark hole 84- sight pin bent 85- That was a huge buck!!!!
I didn't know we were aloud more than one a day.....:noidea: Wait till I get out on the course again. I just printed these off and I'm gonna just throw one out there every 5 or 10 minutes and mark them off as I go.eace:
Glad to see this is back up, I bet we could add another 80 some when the 3d season is over and deer hunting starts back up. Oh, by the way only 6 more months till deer season here in Illinois. four more weeks until I can start chasing turkeys since I drew third season.
I use to work on a christmas tree farm when i was in high school. One day at lunch we were asking our boss about all the different wild game he had eaten in his life. He said beaver with barbeque sauce was pretty good. Hope that doesn't put a bad picture in your head.
88-with these new shoes I cant get my form right. 89-for redneck shooters .I shouldnt have wore shoes today.
90-should have took my medication this morning. watch me,you might have to hold me down. 91-I think I took my medication twice this morning. how many targets is out there.