Excuses

Since 3D season is upon us I just thought I'd recompile the list and bring it back up to the top...:biggrin1:


1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string
8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
13- sun got in my eyes
14- too windy
15- hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
20- strand broke in string
21- serving to loose
22- serving to tight
23-string streched
24-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
25-I have on the wrong glasses
26-I forget my glasses
27 I just plain out suck
28-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
29-I dont have time to pratice
30- I'm to stessed out at work
31-Just trying to scare that little one away
32-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
33-release set to fast
34-release set to slow
35- this release sucks
36-gnat got in eye
37- bug on glasses
38-bug in ear
39- I gotta gat a hooded peep
40-four rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack
41-My cell phone rang
42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
43- the point was loose
44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different
45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me
46-should have bought the other brand of bow.
47- peep creeped, musta hooked it on sumpin'
48- ...you hear that?
49- I dropped my cigarette on my hand
50- I'm not used to shooting with a jacket on...
51-My bowstring musta streched
52-This is my brother's bow I just borrowed it while mines in the shop
53 Damb Bowman and his god damb pink bow any way.....that thing is distracting.....
54-what the heck was that explosion???? Oh it was just a bowte......
55-The glare off that guys head was blinding me
56- oh you wanted me to kill that one????
57- I am a lover not a killer....
58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
61- was that you?
62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!
64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
65-contact lens in upside down?
66- opthigeal-optimacoma ( Eye doctor's optical ... word) as in, "I have temporary opthigeal - optimacoma."
67- range finder not working
68- range finder set for metrs not yards.........
69- still mad at the wife for nagging at me about shooting to much!!!
70- someone must have messed with my bow!!!!
71- I over-compensated the guy at the pro shop
72. Missed on purpose, felt bad for my shooting partner who already had 5 misses and used excuses number 4, 10, 22, 23, and 55.
73- I'm tired, wife feeling frisky last night
74- I'm tired, girlfriend feeling frisky last night
75- I'm stressed, wife found out about girlfriend
76- I'm overjoyed, found wife and girlfriend in bed together
77- the heater is blowwing my arrows to the left / right..
78- I always pull to the left when I anticipate the shot - hit X when surprised
79-had a tooth pulled change anchor point
80-checking out the chick at the pool
81-snake fell out of tree.
82- my peep turned
83- target was in a dark hole
84- sight pin bent
85- That was a huge buck!!!!

 

Let's see today I had a couple 1's, a couple 17's and a 23...:doh: