Three buddies are sitting in a boat on a weekend fishing trip. The first says, I had to promise my wife I would paint every room in the house in order to come fishing this weekend. The second guy says , that's nothing, I had to promise my wife I would remodel the entire kitchen in order to come fishing this weekend. For a few minutes the first two noticed the third friend hadn't said what he had to do to be able to fish for the weekend so they asked. The third guy said it was easy, I set the alarm for 5:30 a.m. and when it went off, I slapped the old lady in the :censored: and siad Fishin or :censored:! She said don't forget to wear sunblockeace:
