For the dads

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Jun 6, 2007.

  1. scottg

    scottg Guest

    Dear Dad:

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to

    elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom

    and you.

    I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I

    knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, and

    tattoos, and tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much

    older than I am. But it's not only the passion. Dad she's pregnant.

    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods

    and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of

    having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that

    marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves

    and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and

    ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for

    AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15

    and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be

    back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Love, Your Son