Free gas

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. scottg

    scottg Guest

    A handsome young gas station owner in rural Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local Mississippi State Bulldog Fan pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The Bulldog Fan guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

    A week later, the same Bulldog Fan, along with Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The Bulldog fan guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the Dawg said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged - he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week!"