Funeral hunter

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Southernfryedyankee, Feb 13, 2008.

  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

    A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower
    > stand near highway 481 in Maverick Co., TX, early one
    > cold December morning. Suddenly, a huge buck walked
    > out over the corn they had spread in the
    > senderos w/a tailgate feeder. Moving quickly, the
    > hunter carefully aimed the Leupold scope on his 300
    > Win
    > Mag at the unsuspecting buck.
    > As he was about to squeeze the trigger on this deer of
    > a lifetime, his friend alerted him to a funeral
    > procession passing slowly by down highway 481. The
    > hunter pulled away from the gunstock, set the rifle
    > down, took off his hat, bowed his head, and then
    > closed his eyes in prayer.
    > His friend was stunned. "Wow, that is the most
    > thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do.
    > You are
    > indeed the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel
    > lucky to call you a friend."
    > The hunter shrugged.
    > "Yeah, well, it was the least I could do, after all we were married for
    > 35
    > years."