get a change of underwear for this one

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Southernfryedyankee, Nov 1, 2007.

  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
    last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
    latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
    with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
    bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
    started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get
    the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
    pile at his feet.

    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
    sheets, a hospital security guard, barely containing his laughter,
    and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the
    heck is going on here?"

    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the :censored: out
    of a ghost."
     
  2. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    now that is fr*******kn hillarious
     

  3. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    :pound: :pound: :pound:
     
  5. j3dGuam

    j3dGuam Senior Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Too good, it hurts!!!