Goose hunting

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Gator eye, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. Gator eye

    Gator eye Guest

    Ole was hunting geese up in the slough. He
    leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As
    luck would have it, the foolish dog knocks the gun over, it goes off and Ole
    took most of an ounce of # four shot in the groin. Several hours later,
    lying in a Duluth hospital bed he comes to, and there is his doctor, Sven.

    "Vell, Ole, I got some goot news and some
    bat news. Da goot news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to
    your groin. Dere vas very little internal damage, and ve vere able to remove
    all of da shot."

    "Vhat's the bat news?," asks Ole.

    "Da bat news is dat dere vas some pretty
    extensive shot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you
    to my sister, Lena ."

    "Vell, I guess dat isn't too bad," says
    Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

    "Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute
    player in the Minnesota Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you vhere
    to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
  2. Westy

    Westy Aussie Member