greatest real headlines so far this year

Crack found on gouvenours daughter




ummm dont we all have one?

 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

now thats taking things a bit far!

 

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!!!

 

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

What a bunch of lazy so and sos!!

 

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works better than a fair trial.......

 

War Dims Hope for Peace

happens every time.......

 

If Strike Isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile


did John Madden Write this?????

 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

everyone knows Duct tape works better

 

MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE


he probably IS the battery charge.......

 

NEW STUDY OF OBESITYLOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP

wasnt the first group fat enough???

 

KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

do they taste like chicken??

 

Local Highschool Droupouts Cut In Half

that will teach them to quit school!!!

 

now this is how to up your post count......I forgot about some of these joke threads....