greatest real headlines so far this year

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by BUNNYMAN, Mar 23, 2007.

  1. BUNNYMAN

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    Crack found on gouvenours daughter




    ummm dont we all have one?
     
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    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    now thats taking things a bit far!
     

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    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    What a guy!!!
     
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    Miners Refuse to Work After Death

    What a bunch of lazy so and sos!!
     
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    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    See if that works better than a fair trial.......
     
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    War Dims Hope for Peace

    happens every time.......
     
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    If Strike Isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile


    did John Madden Write this?????
     
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    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

    everyone knows Duct tape works better
     
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    MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE


    he probably IS the battery charge.......
     
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    NEW STUDY OF OBESITYLOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP

    wasnt the first group fat enough???
     
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    KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

    do they taste like chicken??
     
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    Local Highschool Droupouts Cut In Half

    that will teach them to quit school!!!
     
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    Man arrested for mounting a dead deer.

    Unfortuneatly hes not a taxidermist.
     
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    now this is how to up your post count......I forgot about some of these joke threads....
     
  15. Dredly

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    There are some good ones out there...

    Armless Driver Gets 5 years in Prison on Latest Traffic Charges

    He was tazed after he refused to put his hands out the window

    Man in Critical Condition After Opening Car Door to Spit, Falling Out

    Ummm... wow

    Dog Eats $750, Family Digs Through Poop

    And finds out playing with crap can be a great family building exercise!