Guy walks into a Bar

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Slippy, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Buckeyes #1

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    right....he's from out of town and staying at the motel down the street. Its early in the afternoon, the bar had just opened and he's the first customer of the day. Bartender asks, what ya having buddy? The guys orders himself a beer....a few swigs later, the door opens and in walks another customer who walks up to the guy and hauls off and punches him right square on the nose and knocks him out before ordering a beer.

    A few minutes later, the guys comes to, and gets all soaked in blood, and says "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? :mad: " The other guy says, Oh, I'm sorry Sir, I thought you were someone else......bartender please put his beer on my tab.






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  2. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    thats pretty stoooooooooopid.........:dizzy: :dizzy:
     

  3. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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    and?.........:noidea: :noidea:
     
  4. jkcerda

    jkcerda the GOON squad POSEE

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    you need to stop smoking that stuff:biggrin1:
     
  5. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Buckeyes #1

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    hey, :pout:
     
  7. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    :bored: :bored: :bored:
     
  8. SinGin

    SinGin Banned

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    Just say no Slippy.
     
  9. kateslilhunter

    kateslilhunter New Member

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    I think I feel dumber after that one.
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Buckeyes #1

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    That wasn't very nice. :noidea:
     
  11. SinGin

    SinGin Banned

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    Now we all know how Slip get's free drinks at the bar every night.
     
  12. Werd

    Werd Senior Member

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    whos sippy? im missing out here lately. Sippy, knock knock
     
  13. archer1983

    archer1983 New Member

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    Your jokes :censored: suck.
     
  14. Hoyt1986

    Hoyt1986 GIT R-DONE!!!!!!

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    Wait slippy aint this the guy that made a joke about a bus or something like that???? :tape:
     
  15. archer1983

    archer1983 New Member

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    cool it, Romeo. :mad:
     
  16. Hoyt1986

    Hoyt1986 GIT R-DONE!!!!!!

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    Archer dont get mad, I mean i know u shoot a elite and stuff but this is no way to take your anger out!! I mean what wrong have i caused you?:wave: :D
     
  17. archer1983

    archer1983 New Member

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    what the :censored: does me shooting an Elite have to do with anything?

    :bored:
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Buckeyes #1

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    We've noticed a substantial change in your attitude in the way you've been treating fellow board members of late. Is this ****yness and arrogance associated with you being the owner of the best bow on the market, maybe, maybe not. But I'll tell you right now, you better straighten it the :censored: up with the way you've been talking to people on here or you will find yourself on youtube being parodied over getting your :censored: banned from 3Dshoots.
     
  19. Hoyt1986

    Hoyt1986 GIT R-DONE!!!!!!

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    LOL, archer, dont get your pannys in a wad..........................Dont make me get mark to conviscate you and bring you into his basement!!!!
     
  20. archer1983

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    Hoyt - Your fine, :hug:

    Chippy - Your not. :mad:

    It has nothing to do with me shooting the best bow on the market.

    It has to do with....