Harley VS God

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by deerkiller443, Dec 26, 2007.

  1. deerkiller443

    deerkiller443 Killen time

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    Arthur (Harley)Davidson, died and went to heaven.

    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

    Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

    God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

    Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

    God said, "Yes."

    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
    5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

    "Hmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
     
  2. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    My good man to put something like this about such a Holy God that would never make any comments like this reallly is offense to me and belive it or not Him. It is not one bit funny and should be renounced
    nothing personel to you just this statement. Smokes:nono:
     

  3. deerkiller443

    deerkiller443 Killen time

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    whos busted:noidea:
     
  4. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    You are......:frusty:

    HS gave you the dreaded :nono:
     
  5. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    :pound: :pound: :pound: form tha self appointed mod
     
  6. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    Don't worry, I found it funny :)

    Don't you think God has a sense of Humor there HS? :lol:
     
  7. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    he has to.........he made women.........:noidea:
     
  8. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Good question Dred
    Yes He does we being made in his image
    the likeness of
    have the ability to laugh and the full range of emotions
    remember tha scripture where it say Jesus wept. I am also sure tha the laughed
    now he was God in the flesh 2Timothy 3:16 John 1:1,14 and to may more to post here. So yes God does laugh
    One thinking he does not laugh at though is immorality
    and that was the basis of this joke
    I would not want to make this joke and try to git in tha pearly gates
    it just ain't gonna fly
    Good luck to those who think it might.
     
  9. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    I think I'm already in the express lane... and it ain't to the pearly gates :decision:
     
  10. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    U turns are allowed on this road you are travling Big D.:biggrin1:
     
  11. Cablegaurd21

    Cablegaurd21 Senior Member

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    AMEN. And thank God for that.
     
  12. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    This isnt aimed at any1 in particular

    Be a spiritual fruits NOT a religious nut
     
  13. pred8er

    pred8er He who eats fuzzy animals

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    That was a funny dang joke!!!!! I've heard it before, but it's still funny everytime I hear it.

    On the flip side, however, this is my first post on this site, and I just got whacked in the face with the good book. That's gunna leave a mark. Religion is great, but please refrain from beating me up with it.:cool:
     
  14. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    :welcome: to the site :wave:
     
  15. deerkiller443

    deerkiller443 Killen time

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    :welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :welcome:
    Don't worry smokes is a good guy and he wont whack you with the good book unless you ask him to :cool:
     
  16. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Welcome:wave: to a very good site with a bunch of good folks and we try ta keep it family oriented as kids and Ladies and Gentlemen frequent often:amen:

    oh yeah and the most important thing
    to love tha Lord with all thy heart mind soul and strength
    to love him means to respect Him and his image- Us- mankind.
    Well off ta Sunday School:biggrin1: