Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Southernfryedyankee, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

    >> A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she
    >> used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
    >> Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the
    >> family Doctor to discuss the problem.
    >> The Doctor told him there is a simple informal
    >> test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a
    >> better idea about her hearing loss.
    >> Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about
    >> 40 feet away from her, and in a normal
    >> conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
    >> If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until
    >> you get a response."
    >> That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking
    >> dinner,and he was in the den. He says to himself,
    >> "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
    >> Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for
    >> dinner?"
    >> No response.
    >> So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about
    >> 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's
    >> for dinner?"
    >> Still no response.
    >> Next he moves into the dining room where he is
    >> about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's
    >> for dinner?"
    >> Again he gets no response.
    >> So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet
    >> away. "Honey,what's for dinner?" Again there is no
    >> response.
    >> So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for
    >> dinner?
    >> "Ralph , for the FIFTH :censored: ' time, CHICKEN
  2. ecmbowhunter

    ecmbowhunter Member

    Now that's pretty :censored: funny!!!