heres your sign....

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by BUNNYMAN, Dec 3, 2006.


    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

    I reseved this in an email....

    How do these people survive?

    Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have
    an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
    nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
    counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
    "That's right." said the teenager.
    So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

    I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the
    lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.
    I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register
    and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me,"Do you know how much this is?"
    I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today."
    She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

    A lady at work was seen putting a credit card in her floppy drive and
    pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit
    card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

    I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
    "Do you need some help?" I asked.
    She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote
    door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car.Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
    "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
    "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys
    to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied,
    "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

    Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she
    was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing
    paper. What do I do?""Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

    A mother calls 9-1-1 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
    take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants.
    The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be
    fine, the mother replies Oh, I just gave him some ant killer."
    Dispatcher: "Rush him in to the emergency room!"

    Wow...some people...Lol. I got a good laugh.
  2. bullspotter

    bullspotter Senior Member

    good stuff their!!! Makes me glad i was born with a brain that works!! Well better them some anyways!! :laugh:

  3. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

    Oh My Lord....that's some funny stuff....:biggrin1:
  4. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

    The scariest part is these are probably all true... makes you think doesn't it
  5. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

    Oh my gosh:crazy:

    I really hope these are just an active imagination and not real.:noidea:
  6. MoBowman

    MoBowman Senior Member

    Funny but True:

    I was at a 3d shoot one sunday afternoon and my daughter called. Her car had quit running while on the highway and she wasn't able to get it completely off the highway. Mind you know she was in a bit of a panic (had a 3 week old baby in the car). She had auto/locks on the doors and couldn't get the doors open so she could get out of the car. Wanted to know if I could come and help her out.

    Well I was at least 20 mins. away so I had her call 911, at least they could make sure she didn't get hit by flying motorist. When the officer arrived (within minuets) he was walking around the car looking thru the windows, when he told her to move the little lever to the front.:doh: and manually unlock the door.:laugh: We get accustomed to the luxuries of life sometimes we forget how things used to be, such as crank down windows and non power locks :laugh:

    Oh yeah, she's a blonde:tape: