Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. scottg

    scottg Guest

    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road One
    evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried
    to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

    Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
    owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to

    About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
    clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive
    wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling

    happily, smeared with lipstick.

    "What happened to you," asked Hillary?

    "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave

    me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love
    to me."!

    "My God, what did you tell them? " asked Hillary.

    The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm
    Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest
    happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

    This is for you Sniper