Hillbilly

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  1. MoSkeeter0311

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    A hillbilly went hunting one day in Georgia and bagged three ducks. He
    put
    them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he
    was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies.
    The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and
    the
    hillbilly pulled out a valid Georgia hunting license.
    The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up
    one
    of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from
    Georgia.
    This is a Tennessee duck. You got a Tennessee huntin' license, boy?"
    The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Tennessee hunting
    license.
    The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second
    duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Tennessee duck. This
    duck's from Mississippi. You got a Mississippi license?"
    The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Mississippi
    hunting
    license.
    The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its
    butt, and said, "This ain't no Mississippi duck. This here duck's from
    South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"
    Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South
    Carolina hunting license.
    The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled
    at
    the hillbilly, "Boy, just where the hell are you from?"

    The hillbilly turned around, dropped his pants, bent over, and said,
    "You
    tell me. You're the expert