holy crap....

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by BUNNYMAN, Mar 1, 2007.

  1. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself.
    Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home. The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly. A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion.

    "What's going on here?"

    "I don't know, officer. But I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
     
  2. Chris

    Chris Administrator Staff Member

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    That's a good one
     

  3. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    ewwwwww!! that's funny though....
     
  4. goldflinger

    goldflinger Senior Member

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    That ones older than dinosaur crap.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  5. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?

    Grandpa.
     
  6. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Boy that sure stinks. HS
     
  7. hoyt_hunter007

    hoyt_hunter007 Senior Member

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    things that make you go... :lalala: :lalala: