How You Know When You Are An EXTREME Redneck

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  1. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

    1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
    her kids.

    2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much
    gas is in it.

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is 'out of your league' bowls on a different night.
    5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

    6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this..'
    7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    9. Your junior prom offered day care.

    10. You think the last words of the 'Star-Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen,
    start your engines.'

    11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
    wheels.

    12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
    House of Tattoos.

    16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
    it.

    17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
     
  2. pilot

    pilot Senior Member

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    Are ya tellin me dat they is more werds after "...start ya enjuns"? Dang, just how long is dat song anyhow.....no wonder dey shorten it fer da TV....:doh:
     

  3. niteshade

    niteshade Junior Member

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    10. You think the last words of the 'Star-Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen,
    start your engines.'


    no, the last words are.....BOOGITY,BOOGIY,BOOGITY. BOY'S .......LET'S GO RACIN:rockon:
     
  4. j3dGuam

    j3dGuam Senior Member

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    When your wedding looks like this one.
     
  5. Gator eye

    Gator eye Guest

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    WOW, that's just wrong!
     
  6. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    and yet still SOOOO funny :laugh: