I laughed so hard I peed myself

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  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    Richie came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside
    Sally, his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.



    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.

    Peter
    said, "You died in your sleep, Richie.

    "
    "Richie was stunned.



    "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for.

    Send me back!"

    St.

    Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way
    you can go back, and that is as a chicken.

    "
    Richie was devastated, but begged St.

    Peter to send him
    to a farm near his home.



    The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,
    clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past.


    "So, you're the new hen, huh?
    How's your first day here?"

    "Not bad," replied Richie the hen, "but I have this
    strange feeling inside, like I'm gonna explode!"

    "You're ovulating," explained the rooster.


    "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"
    "Never," said Richie.


    Well, just relax and let it happen, "says the rooster. "It's no big deal ".


    Richie did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out
    popped an egg!

    Richie was overcome with emotion as he experienced
    motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.


    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack
    on the back of his head, and heard his Sally shout.....

    "Dammit, Richie! Wake up.


    You've :censored: the bed! "
     
  2. Ronhop

    Ronhop RIP

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    That's scary man... :bowl:

    Ron
     

  3. CJKOLCUN

    CJKOLCUN CJKOLCUN

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