I would have done the same thing

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Southernfryedyankee, Apr 17, 2007.

  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    A city boy, kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news; the donkey died."

    Kenny replied, "Well then just gie me my money back."

    Farmer: "Cant do that. I went and spent it already.

    Kenny: "OK then, just unload the donkey."

    Farmer: "What you gonna do with him?"

    Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."

    Farmer: "You cant raffle off a dead donkey!"

    Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just wont tell anyone he's dead."

    A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

    Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars each and made a profit of $898."

    Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

    Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So i gave him his two dollars back.
     
  2. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    And everybody was happy in the end....................well except the donkey.:laugh:
     

  3. Apollo

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    not to be nit-picking but 500 x 2 = 1000

    $1000 - 2 = 998! not 898:doh:
     
  4. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    But he had originally paid $100 for the donkey.:doh:
     
  5. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    Apollo.....follow along there buddy.....:tape: