A city boy, kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news; the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then just gie me my money back." Farmer: "Cant do that. I went and spent it already. Kenny: "OK then, just unload the donkey." Farmer: "What you gonna do with him?" Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer: "You cant raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just wont tell anyone he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars each and made a profit of $898." Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So i gave him his two dollars back.