Irishman on a deserted island

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  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for more

    than 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's

    certainly not a ship." As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule

    out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.



    Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.



    Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a

    drop-dead gorgeous blonde!



    The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "How

    long has it been since you had a good cigar."



    "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.



    With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left

    sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.

    He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag.

    "Faith and b'gorrah," said the man, "that is so good.

    I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"



    And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish

    Whiskey?" asked the blonde.



    Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."



    Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket,

    removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long

    drink.



    "Tis the nectar of the Gods!" stated the Irishman. "Truly fantastic."



    At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of

    her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and

    asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"



    With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus,

    Mary and Joseph!

    Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there, too!"
     
  2. bennysupreme

    bennysupreme New Member

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    great joke, i can't wait for winter to be over so i can play so golf.

    i can't play golf in the snow so thats why i'm trying to take up archery.