It happened one night

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  1. Gator eye

    Gator eye Guest

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    It happened one night



    One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became
    aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He
    started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her
    back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
    Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his
    hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her
    waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then
    the other.
    His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing
    then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned
    to do the same to her right thigh.



    By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to
    better position herself.



    The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.



    "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.



    He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
     
  2. j3dGuam

    j3dGuam Senior Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: thats a good one.
     

  3. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: