kids say the darndest things

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  1. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl
    across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling
    children, hid his smile behind his hand.

    "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"

    "Yes," his young son answered . "We can spend one week in my room and the
    next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get
    scared of the dark."

    "How about transportation?" the father asked.

    "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.
    The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

    Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're
    married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

    "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going
    to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
     
  2. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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  3. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    My 4 yr old told me on the way to his grandmothers this morning that I "shouldn't drive with a sucker in my mouth because I might wreck and it would go down my throat"
     
  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    you should tell him about the gag reflex.......:laugh:
     
  5. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    kids are smarter than we think:laugh: :laugh: