Knowing the difference :)

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  1. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    A good story you can tell even young children and they will know the difference between a liberal Democrat and a conservative Republican.


    I remember the time that Catherine, one of my daughter Shannon's friends when she was little, told me that she wanted to be President one day. Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" Catherine replied, "I would give houses to all the homeless people."
    "Wow, what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you are President to do that, you can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in the back yard and I will pay you $5. Then we can go over to the grocery store where a homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 to use towards a new house."

    Catherine, who was ab out 4, thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me, and Catherine replied, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop and you can pay him the $5." "Welcome to the Republican Party, Catherine!"
     
  2. pred8er

    pred8er He who eats fuzzy animals

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    That's GOOOOOOOOOD!:D
     

  3. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    Here's another one...




    Father Daughter Talk

    A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so
    >many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal
    >Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth.
    >
    >She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
    >Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures
    >that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a
    >professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil,
    >selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
    >
    >One day she was challenging! her father on his opposition to higher
    >taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare
    >programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her
    >professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father.
    >He responded by asking how she was doing in school.
    >
    >Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA,
    >and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she
    >was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying,
    >which left her no time to go out and party like other people she
    >knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really
    >have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
    >
    >Her father listened and then asked, "How is you friend Audrey doing?"
    >
    >She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy
    >classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so
    >popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's ! always
    >invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show
    >up for classes because she's too hung over."
    >
    >Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's
    >office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your
    >friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and
    >certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."
    >
    >The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily
    >fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I have worked really hard for my
    grades!
    >
    >I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done
    >next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail
    off!"
    >
    >The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently,
    >
    >"Welcome to the Republican party."
     
  4. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    Outstanding!!!
     
  5. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    Those are both very good.:peace: