Lady's Night Out

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  1. j3dGuam

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    Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
    Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the ****tails.
    Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They
    were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business
    behind a head stone or something. The first woman had nothing to dry
    herself with she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw
    them away.

    Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and
    didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a
    wreath that was on one of the graves. So she used the ribbon to dry. The
    next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said,


    "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home
    last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine
    came home with a card stuck to her butt that said,

    " FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."