Little Johnny

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Liv2Bowhunt, Oct 15, 2007.

  1. Liv2Bowhunt

    Liv2Bowhunt Senior Member

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    One day while in class, the teacher asked who could correctly use the word definately in a sentence.
    Susie raised her hand and said " the sky is definately blue". "Good try" replied her teacher, but sometimes the sky has other shades of colors in it.
    Mark raised his hand next and said " the grass is definately green". " Good try" replied the teacher, but sometimes the grass dies and turns brown.
    Little Johnny raised his hand and asked said to the teacher " does a fart have lumps"? "No""! replied the teacher. " Then I definately :censored: my pants" said Little Johnny.
     
  2. Werd

    Werd Senior Member

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    old. but thanks for the update :lol:
     

  3. IChim2

    IChim2 IChim2 and he's a shooter

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    :lol: ..an oldie but goodie..:lol:
     
  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: