Look Your Age ????

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by MoSkeeter0311, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

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    Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And
    Thinking, 'surely I Can't Look That Old. Well.. You'll Love This One.

    My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My
    First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which
    Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired
    Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd
    Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way
    Back Then?

    Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This
    Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To
    Have Been My Classmate.

    After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park
    High School. "yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

    "when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

    He Answered , "in 1965.

    Why Do You Ask?"

    "you Were In My Class!", I Exclaimed.

    He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat A*s,
    Gray-haired, Decrepit Son-of-a-b***h Asked, "what Did You Teach?"
     
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    tnts79 Senior Member

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  3. Wheely

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