Look Your Age ????

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by MoSkeeter0311, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

    Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And
    Thinking, 'surely I Can't Look That Old. Well.. You'll Love This One.

    My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My
    First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which
    Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired
    Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd
    Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way
    Back Then?

    Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This
    Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To
    Have Been My Classmate.

    After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park
    High School. "yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

    "when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

    He Answered , "in 1965.

    Why Do You Ask?"

    "you Were In My Class!", I Exclaimed.

    He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat A*s,
    Gray-haired, Decrepit Son-of-a-b***h Asked, "what Did You Teach?"
  2. tnts79

    tnts79 Senior Member

    :clap2: :pound:

  3. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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