Magic walls

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by retread, Nov 22, 2007.

  1. retread

    retread Junior Member

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    An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed
    by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
    silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
    again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never
    having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen
    anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the
    boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady
    in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
    The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small
    room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the
    small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
    continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then
    the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls
    opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
    The father , not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly
    to his son . . "Go get your mother."
     
  2. Werd

    Werd Senior Member

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    :noidea: :noidea: :noidea:
     

  3. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    please tell me your kidding:laugh:
     
  4. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  5. compoundxx75

    compoundxx75 Member

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    Bunnyman you must excuse drew he is still recuperating from wva. They were sorry to see him leave. They finally found someone slower than them.:laugh:
     
  6. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    Now that right there is funny...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: