Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Liv2Bowhunt, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. Liv2Bowhunt

    Liv2Bowhunt Senior Member

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced
    10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please
    be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
    married ten times.?"

    "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me
    how great it was going to be.

    "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure
    how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get
    back with me.

    "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything
    checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
    order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    "Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but
    he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
    the-art method.

    "Husband #6 was from Ad ministration; he thought he knew how but
    he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was
    never sure how to position it.< FONT face=Arial color=black size=2>

    "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did
    was...........God I miss him.

    " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "You're with the "GOVERNMENT" This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."
  2. scottg

    scottg Guest

    :lol: :noidea: :lol:

  3. SinGin

    SinGin Guest

    #10 Oh now I get it he, oh never mind
  4. Werd

    Werd Guest