Men vs. Women

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Ivan, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. Ivan

    Ivan Junior Member

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    Men vs. Women

    What is the difference between men and women?


    1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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    2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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    3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

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    4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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    5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.

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    6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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    7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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    8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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    9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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    10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.


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  2. Ivan

    Ivan Junior Member

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    lolz
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    Last edited: Jun 14, 2007

  3. Ivan

    Ivan Junior Member

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    Hey guys,
    Any things it says, boys are the best.
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    AM I RIGHT?