MEXICAN WHITE BOY A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom Is baking. He puts his hand in the flour & wipes it all over his face saying, "Mom, look, I'm a white boy." His mom slaps him in the face & says, "Go show your father".. He goes to his dad in the living room & says, "Look dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face & says, "Go show your grandmother."The boy goes in his grandmothers room & says, "Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy". His grandmother slaps him in the face & sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "See. Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for 5 minutes & I already don't like you Mexicans."