Miracle (?) gas

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by MoSkeeter0311, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

    Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making
    rounds visiting homebound patients. When she ran out of gas, as luck
    would have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just a block away.

    She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The
    attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
    but she could wait until It was returned.

    Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way To see a patient, she decided not
    to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in
    her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was
    taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried
    bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full
    bedpan back to her car.

    As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched
    from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If
    it starts, I'm turning Catholic.