A woman reporter went to the reservation to interview the chief who was turning 100 today When she arrived, she noticed that they had the chief all decked out in his regalia. But what really impressed here was he had on a very long headress. So she approached the Chief and asked how many feathers were in that headress. The chief replied 100. the Reporter said oh 1 for every year. Chief NO Reporter So then 1 for every battle you been in. Chief NO Reporter Well then why so many feathers?? Chief 1 for every female I took to bed. Reporter OH DEAR! Chief NO Deer run to fast, jump to high.