need a book

Discussion in 'General Archery Forum' started by longcut36, Jan 19, 2007.

  1. longcut36

    longcut36 Senior Member

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    I have been thinking which for me is bad. what we need is a book with excuses for missing, losing and bad shots. the excuses would be numbered. then you could just call out a number and save a lot of time. like
    1= dropped bow arm
    2=punched release
    3=insect repellent makes me see double
     
  2. tek

    tek Senior Member

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    Aways blame it on the equipment

    #4 Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
    #5 Dropaway rest stuck again, caused a low shot
     

  3. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    #6 Tree branch came out of nowhere
    #7 Jumped the string
    #8 Hit my coat sleve
    #9 Expandable broadhead deflected off because it was a quartering shot


    Keep 'em coming
     
  4. diamond-vic.

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    -my arrows are cheep
    -i blinked
    -my bow sucks

    man guys this list could go forever!!
     
  5. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    1- Dropped bow arm
    2- punched release
    3- insect repellent makes me see double
    4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
    5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
    6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
    7- Jumped the string
    8- Hit my coat sleeve
    9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
    10- My arrows are cheep
    11- I blinked
    12- My bow sucks
    13- sun got in my eyes
    14- too windy
     
  6. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    15-hit my hand climber
    16- boot squeaked
    17-thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
    18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
     
  7. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    1- Dropped bow arm
    2- punched release
    3- insect repellent makes me see double
    4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
    5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
    6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
    7- Jumped the string
    8- Hit my coat sleeve
    9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
    10- My arrows are cheep
    11- I blinked
    12- My bow sucks
    15- hit my hand climber
    16- boot squeaked
    17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
    18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
    19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
    20- my peep turned
    21- target was in a dark hole
    22- sight pin bent
     
  8. goldflinger

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    19- grunt tube I had around my neck caught the bowsting
    20-bowstring caught on the hook I had bow hung on
    (these 2 I heard from a friend to be true)
     
  9. bullspotter

    bullspotter Senior Member

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    1- Dropped bow arm
    2- punched release
    3- insect repellent makes me see double
    4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
    5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
    6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
    7- Jumped the string

    8- Hit my coat sleeve
    9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
    10- My arrows are cheep
    11- I blinked
    12- My bow sucks
    15- hit my hand climber
    16- boot squeaked
    17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
    18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
    19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
    20- my peep turned
    21- target was in a dark hole
    22- sight pin bent
    23. That was a huge buck!!!!:scared:
     
  10. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    Sorta related story...
    Last August I was shooting a 3D with a buddy...first target, he goes first...I'm glassing the target(a boar) he releases and the arrow goes flying high and left...bout 2 feet over the pig's but...:doh: I said what were you shootin' at?...He says where are my binoculars???

    His bowstring hooked his Bino system...ripped them off his chest and threw them about 10 yrds...The next 27 targets were just 1 excuse after another...:biggrin1:
     
  11. longcut36

    longcut36 Senior Member

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    19- strand broke in string
    20- serving to loose
    21- serving to tight
    22-string streched
    23-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
    23-I have on the wrong glasses
    24-I forget my glasses
    25 I just plain out suck
    26-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
    27-I dont have time to pratice
     
  12. goldflinger

    goldflinger Senior Member

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    28- I'm to stessed out at work
    29-Just trying to scare that little one away
    30-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
     
  13. longcut36

    longcut36 Senior Member

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    31-release set to fast
    32-release set to slow
    33- this release sucks
     
  14. longcut36

    longcut36 Senior Member

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    34-gnat got in eye
    35- bug on glasses
    36-bug in ear
     
  15. Lefteye

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    1- Dropped bow arm
    2- punched release
    3- insect repellent makes me see double
    4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
    5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
    6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
    7- Jumped the string

    8- Hit my coat sleeve
    9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
    10- My arrows are cheep
    11- I blinked
    12- My bow sucks
    15- hit my hand climber
    16- boot squeaked
    17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
    18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
    19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
    20- my peep turned
    21- target was in a dark hole
    22- sight pin bent
    23. That was a huge buck!!!!
    19- strand broke in string
    20- serving to loose
    21- serving to tight
    22-string streched
    23-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
    23-I have on the wrong glasses
    24-I forget my glasses
    25 I just plain out suck
    26-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
    27-I dont have time to pratice
    28- I'm to stessed out at work
    29-Just trying to scare that little one away
    30-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
    31-release set to fast
    32-release set to slow
    33- this release sucks
    34-gnat got in eye
    35- bug on glasses
    36-bug in ear
    37- I gotta gat a hooded peep
     
  16. Radar

    Radar Story of my life

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    :laugh: I think I have used some of these before:noidea:
     
  17. longcut36

    longcut36 Senior Member

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    38-for rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack
     
  18. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    1- Dropped bow arm
    2- punched release
    3- insect repellent makes me see double
    4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
    5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
    6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
    7- Jumped the string
    8- Hit my coat sleeve
    9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
    10- My arrows are cheep
    11- I blinked
    12- My bow sucks
    13- sun got in my eyes
    14- too windy
    15- hit my hand climber
    16- boot squeaked
    17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
    18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
    19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
    20- my peep turned
    21- target was in a dark hole
    22- sight pin bent
    23. That was a huge buck!!!!
    20- strand broke in string
    21- serving to loose
    22- serving to tight
    23-string streched
    24-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
    25-I have on the wrong glasses
    26-I forget my glasses
    27 I just plain out suck
    28-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
    29-I dont have time to pratice
    30- I'm to stessed out at work
    31-Just trying to scare that little one away
    32-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
    33-release set to fast
    34-release set to slow
    35- this release sucks
    36-gnat got in eye
    37- bug on glasses
    38-bug in ear
    39- I gotta gat a hooded peep
    40-for rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack[/quote]
    41-My cell phone rang
    42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
    43- the point was loose
    44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different
     
  19. Radar

    Radar Story of my life

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    Man this is getting good, I said before that I had used some of these but now that I think about it I have heard alot of them used by different people.

    I actually had a Bee follow me around the entire back half of our outdoor range once. It had to be the same one I never stopped hearing it and he actually buzzed me a couple times while I was at full draw:doh:
     
  20. longcut36

    longcut36 Senior Member

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    41-My cell phone rang
    42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
    43- the point was loose
    44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different[/QUOTE]
    45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me