Never mess wih an intelligent woman

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  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing

    and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the

    wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,

    anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls

    up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")





    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

    "Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

    start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"

    says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know

    you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.





    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can

    also think.
     
  2. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    Never underestimate how smart a lady may be. It will just get you into trouble:D