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Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Ronhop, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. Ronhop

    Ronhop RIP

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    Guy goes into the doctors office with some rear end issues...
    Doctor (proctologist) checks him out and finds nothing out of the ordinary.
    Turns out the patient has sexual orientation issues and comes onto the doctor during the visit. The doctor declines the patients advances and they part ways.

    Several weeks later the same patient comes into the proctologists office and complains about severe pain in his rear end.

    The doctor then administers an examiniation and he pulls out a rose.... Then he pulls out another one, and another, and another....

    The doctor then tells the patient that he has roses where the sun don't shine... The patient then says "Never mind that stuff, READ THE CARD, READ THE CARD"....

    Ron
     
  2. SinGin

    SinGin Banned

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    That is a crappy joke:lol:
     

  3. Gator eye

    Gator eye Guest

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    BOO,BOO,BOO, :bored:
     
  4. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    Yeah, that joke stinks......:yuck:
     
  5. Jacobite

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    could make it more ugly by the patient saying"can you read the card?"
     
  6. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    RON....I am almost glad you didnt make it to the shoot now.....:tape: :tape: