New supermarket

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Jun 9, 2007.

  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

    I don't buy toilet paper there any more .
     
  2. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    :laugh: Now thats funny. And a good aisle to steer clear of.:tape:
     

  3. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. kbohunt

    kbohunt are u a fat boy?

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    Good one

    Thats a great one!:laugh:
     
  5. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    See. I told you I would try to do better.:rockon: