now thats what i am talkin about......love...

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by BUNNYMAN, Feb 28, 2007.

  1. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
    The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail then." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
     
  2. Baraboohunter

    Baraboohunter Junior Member

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    haha that sounds like somethin i might do to my ol' lady
     

  3. CSS Shooter

    CSS Shooter Senior Member

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    That is priceless my friend:peace: :peace: :peace:
     
  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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  5. hitman846

    hitman846 Non Camper

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    :laugh: good one! :laugh:
     
  6. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    :pound: :pound: I gotta remember that one :pound: :pound:
     
  7. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    bringing up a classic......
     
  8. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    Uping my post count but not trying to hide it behind the guise of putting stuff to the top like some OTHER posts are doing