old lady at the doctor

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  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

    An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an
    embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're
    soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've
    farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

    "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three
    times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
    The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's
    office: Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem
    is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but
    now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

    "Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly.
    "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing