Only to TRUE, Not a joke really...Clean

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by MoSkeeter0311, Feb 4, 2008.

  1. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

    A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
    > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank
    > you Mr. American for letting
    > me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and
    > free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
    > The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such
    > a beautiful country here in
    > America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
    > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
    > shakes his hand and says, "Thank
    > you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says,
    > "I am from Middle East , I am not American!"
    > He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a n American?" She says ,
    > "No, I am from Africa !"
    > Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
    > The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!