A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank > you Mr. American for letting > me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and > free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." > > The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such > a beautiful country here in > America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." > > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, > shakes his hand and says, "Thank > you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, > "I am from Middle East , I am not American!" > > He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a n American?" She says , > "No, I am from Africa !" > Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" > > The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!