Post Turtle

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  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

    Post Turtle

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher,
    whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor struck
    up a conversation with the old man.

    Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and his bid to be our

    The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
    was. The old rancher said,

    'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence
    post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'

    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
    continued to explain.

    'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
    there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there and you just
    wonder what kind of idiot put him up there to begin with.'