Roswell Results

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by bill10418, Dec 7, 2007.

  1. bill10418

    bill10418 Why be Normal

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    THIS IS TRULY FREAKY...............BUT MAKES SENSE NOW
    * * *Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, almost exactly 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
    * * *However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
    *****Albert A. Gore, Jr.
    *****Hillary Rodham
    *****John F. Kerry
    *****William J. Clinton
    *****Howard Dean
    *****Nancy Pelosi
    *****Dianne Feinstein
    *****Charles E. Schumer
    *****Barbara Boxer
    **See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? Certainly*hope this piece of *information clears up a lot of things for you. **It did for me.
     
  2. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    So where did Bush and Cheney come from? :laugh:
     

  3. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

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    Snakes and scorpions are common in New Mexico as well.