signs

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  1. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    Anesthesiologist business card:
    When you care enough to sleep with the very best.
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    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
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    On a Septic Tank Truck:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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    At a Proctologist's door:
    "To expedite your visit please back in."
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    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."
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    On another Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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    On a Church's Billboard:
    "7 days without God makes one weak."
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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
    "Invite us to your next blowout."
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    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tow s."
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    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."
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    In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
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    At an Optometrist's Office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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    On a Taxidermist's window:
    [size=5 e="tahoma" fac=""]"We really know our stuff."
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    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We he ar you coming."
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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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    At the Electric Company
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."
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    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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    At a Propane Filling Station:
    "Thank heaven for little grills."
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    And don't forget the sign at a
    Chicago
    Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak
     
  2. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    I liked these ones. There were a few new ones that I hadn't heard before.:lol: