Sometimes you just cant please some people

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by hduc2005, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

    >A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and
    > >shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again.
    > >
    > >He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth.
    > >The butcher takes the note, and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a
    > >leg of
    > >lamb, please."
    > >
    > >The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog's mouth there is a ten
    > >dollar bill.
    > >So the butcher takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, and
    > >places
    > >it in the dog's mouth.
    > >
    > >The butcher is very impressed, and since it's closing time, he decides to
    > >close up
    > >shop and follow the dog. So, off he goes.
    > >
    > >The dog is walking down the street and comes to a crossing. The dog puts
    > >down
    > >the bag, jumps up and presses the crossing button. Then he waits
    > >patiently, bag
    > >in mouth, for the lights to change. It does, and he walks across the
    > >road, with the
    > >butcher following.
    > >
    > >The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable.
    > >The butcher
    > >is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and sits on one of
    > >the seats
    > >to wait for the bus.
    > >
    > >Along comes a bus. The dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the
    > >right
    > >bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed, follows him onto
    > >the bus.
    > >
    > >The bus travels through town and out to the suburbs. Eventually the dog
    > >gets up,
    > >moves to the front of the bus, and standing on his hind legs, pushes the
    > >button to
    > >stop the bus. The dog gets off, groceries still in his mouth, and the
    > >butcher still
    > >following.
    > >
    > >They walk down the road, and the dog approaches a house. He walks up the
    > >path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the
    > >path,
    > >takes a big run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door. He goes
    > >back
    > >down the path, takes another run, and throws himself -whap!- against the
    > >door again!
    > >
    > >There's no answer at the door, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps
    > >up
    > >on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to
    > >a window,
    > >and bangs his head against it several times. He walks back, jumps off the
    > >wall,
    > >and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door,
    > >and
    > >starts laying into the dog, really yelling at him.
    > >
    > >The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "What on earth are you doing? This
    > >
    > >dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for goodness sake!"
    > >
    > >To which the guy responds, "Clever, my ass. This is the second time this
    > >week
    > >he's forgotten his key!"
  2. Archerdad

    Archerdad Senior Member

    stupid dog...:frusty: lol that was funny.:laugh:

  3. Sniper

    Sniper Senior Member

    I'm gonna use that one.

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

    its not going to be nearly as funny when you say

    and with that "sniper rammed his head into the window"
  5. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

    nah I'll be nice
    Last edited: Nov 21, 2007
  6. Werd

    Werd Senior Member

    Only if bunnys were that smart:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :hug: