Sometimes you just cant please some people

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  1. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    >A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and
    > >shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again.
    > >
    > >He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth.
    > >The butcher takes the note, and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a
    > >leg of
    > >lamb, please."
    > >
    > >The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog's mouth there is a ten
    > >dollar bill.
    > >So the butcher takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, and
    > >places
    > >it in the dog's mouth.
    > >
    > >The butcher is very impressed, and since it's closing time, he decides to
    > >close up
    > >shop and follow the dog. So, off he goes.
    > >
    > >The dog is walking down the street and comes to a crossing. The dog puts
    > >down
    > >the bag, jumps up and presses the crossing button. Then he waits
    > >patiently, bag
    > >in mouth, for the lights to change. It does, and he walks across the
    > >road, with the
    > >butcher following.
    > >
    > >The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable.
    > >The butcher
    > >is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and sits on one of
    > >the seats
    > >to wait for the bus.
    > >
    > >Along comes a bus. The dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the
    > >right
    > >bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed, follows him onto
    > >the bus.
    > >
    > >The bus travels through town and out to the suburbs. Eventually the dog
    > >gets up,
    > >moves to the front of the bus, and standing on his hind legs, pushes the
    > >button to
    > >stop the bus. The dog gets off, groceries still in his mouth, and the
    > >butcher still
    > >following.
    > >
    > >They walk down the road, and the dog approaches a house. He walks up the
    > >path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the
    > >path,
    > >takes a big run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door. He goes
    > >back
    > >down the path, takes another run, and throws himself -whap!- against the
    > >door again!
    > >
    > >There's no answer at the door, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps
    > >up
    > >on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to
    > >a window,
    > >and bangs his head against it several times. He walks back, jumps off the
    > >wall,
    > >and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door,
    > >and
    > >starts laying into the dog, really yelling at him.
    > >
    > >The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "What on earth are you doing? This
    > >
    > >dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for goodness sake!"
    > >
    > >To which the guy responds, "Clever, my ass. This is the second time this
    > >week
    > >he's forgotten his key!"
     
  2. Archerdad

    Archerdad Senior Member

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    stupid dog...:frusty: lol that was funny.:laugh:
     

  3. Sniper

    Sniper Senior Member

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    I'm gonna use that one.
     
  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    its not going to be nearly as funny when you say


    and with that "sniper rammed his head into the window"
     
  5. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    nah I'll be nice
     
    Last edited: Nov 21, 2007
  6. Werd

    Werd Senior Member

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    Only if bunnys were that smart:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :hug: