Southern Humor

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Holy Smokes, Nov 28, 2007.

  1. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Heres ya some billy talk boys:cool: :biggrin1:
    Alabama:



    A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in

    twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,

    staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.



    'Where's Henry?' the others asked.



    'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles

    back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied.'



    You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they inquired.



    'A tough call,' nodded the hunter.



    'But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!'

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    Louisiana:



    A senior at LSU was overheard saying, 'When the end of the world comes,

    I hope to be in Louisiana.' When asked why, he replied he'd rather be

    in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than

    in the rest of the civilized world.

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    Mississippi:



    The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy,

    'Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!'

    Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was? 'The young man answered,

    'I couldn't tell, but I got the license number.'

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    Tennessee:



    A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.

    The trooper asked, 'Got any ID?'

    The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'

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    Arkansas:



    A man in Little Rock had a flat tire, pulled onto the side of the road,

    and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one

    behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

    A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious

    he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem

    was. The man replied, 'I have a flat tire.'

    The passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'

    The man responded, 'When you break down they tell you to put flares

    in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither.'

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    And my favorite:

    You can say what you want about the South,

    but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North...
     
  2. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    ttt boys :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: