A woman was pulled over by a Texas State Trooper on her way home from work for speeding . When the trooper approached her vehicle, she said " I bet you are going to give me a ticket to the Texas State Trooper's Ball". The Trooper replied " Texas State Troopers don't have Balls". After a moment of silence the Trooper turned around and got back in his cruiser, the woman was laughing so hysterically, she couldn't start her car. From what I hear, this was a true story......! nothing negative against those troopers.