Tax Rebate

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by poorshot, Mar 25, 2008.

  1. poorshot

    poorshot Senior Member

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    Tax Rebate

    President George Bush said each one of us would
    get a $600.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be
    $800.00, but they dropped it to a $600.00 tax rebate
    because of various budget problems.

    Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart,
    all the money will go to China, if we spend it on
    computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.
    If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs
    .....and none of these scenarios will help the American
    economy.

    We need to keep that money here in America .....so the
    only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer,
    gamble, or spend it on prostitution. Currently it seems that
    these are the only businesses still left in the U.S.
     
  2. steve bear

    steve bear Member

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    or we could just waste it..............:rockon:
     

  3. NerdHick

    NerdHick New Member

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    Mathews bows are made in Wisconsin. They are designed, machined, decorated, packed and shipped from our plant in Sparta, WI.

    -MikeZ Mathews Admin...
     
  4. NerdHick

    NerdHick New Member

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    I know I know, its a joke and its a good one!!!
     
  5. SinGin

    SinGin Banned

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    beer and ciggerets.
     
  6. dbdcougar

    dbdcougar He Who Drops His Bow Arm

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    Saw the same thing posted on another site - I'll answer it the same.

    I'm keeping it in America; it's all going on my first half @#%& property taxes, taxing a persons residence is just criminal.....:censored: :mad:
     
  7. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    I agree totally.........property taxes are crazy.

    Work all your life to pay off your house and if you don't pay your property taxes they can come in and take your home from you.:frusty: :frusty:
     
  8. Gator eye

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    HAHAHAHA.....you really thought you owned that stuff?????????

    your just renting your life from the goverment, if you stop making payments they'll take it away.
     
  9. dbdcougar

    dbdcougar He Who Drops His Bow Arm

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    Exactly. :Cry: