Ten Times Normal Size

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  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
    body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"



    No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be
    asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and
    they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"


    Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
    increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"


    Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is
    she going to get in big trouble!"


    The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"



    Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part
    that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."



    Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued.
    "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:





    One, you have a dirty mind.


    Two, you didn't read your homework.


    And three, one day you are going to be very,very disappointed."
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  2. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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  3. IChim2

    IChim2 IChim2 and he's a shooter

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    That's a good one right there.:laugh: